"I'm not here to touch your dick, I'm here to touch your heart"
lukes-penguinn:

THIS BAND IS SO CUTE WTF
pugluke:

shallwefricklefrackle:

yolucas:

what have i donE

you just murdered me. thst’s what you did.

whY
ashtonstawp:

jaseyra3:

OMG LUKE HEMMINGS

JESUS HELP ME FOR I HAVE LAUGHED TOO HARD AND I’M GOING TO HELL NOW 
5secondsofhellno:

In which mike looks like a 20 year old college kid and the others look like freshmen…
foxnewsofficial:

oh yeah on thursday i broke the world record for wearing the most ties at the same time

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

gtfozayn:

How to be a Heartbreaker:

Rule #1: Be Zayn Malik

jakemalik:

if you’re always online at the same time as me even if we don’t speak and we just reblog posts from each other we are friends in some way u can’t deny it 

kissmepayno:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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actualucifer living up to her url


All Time Low - Lost in Stereo

Things school has taught me:

mbowler96:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

A^2+B^2=C^2 because Pythagorean theorem

x= -b +/- sqrt b^2 - 4ac divided by 2a

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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